Judge, jury, and ZAP! is far more "efficient", I agree. So is genocide and so is weedkiller, but that doesn't make them right. Lord Vader, do you know anything about the UFOs people have been

Oh my goodness, I must now reevaluate my existence. Hold on a sec....Done! I'm still here and my fundamental belief system remains intact. But watch out for white helicopters as well. Even the medical

And there you have discovered an entirely new angle to this conspiracy. I had not even considered the crazy cat ladies in this, but of course they control many things with their spells and potions.

If you have any recipes for stewed cat with turmeric, do share.

Good God, women forsaking men to live with cats? The problem has become even worse than I thought.

Take it with a grain of salt, as they say.

Mayhap.

Do not fall into that trap. You think he may be a step up from other Twitter trolls, but cats are dangerous beasts and there is no end to their ambition.

Have you ever been to purgatory? If not, then cease your ranting. Where you're going, you don't need hands. I tell you and still you believe it not. Until your time comes, you will not grasp the true physics

Two words for you: voice command. Fingerless modern conveniences. Shout at one of these contraptions long enough and it will open and do your bidding like....like an oyster cooked in the shell.

No, I shan't upvote it. Cease your noise and move along.

Think you a match for my wit and my guile? Ah, this ghost has a hand mirror of his own now. Left on the beach and he's powered up enough ectosteempowerplasm for his fingertips to take physical form and

Thank you @pushpen. My vote might push your payout to a penny.

Spicy butter.

And here we were aiming to kick him in the butt in a nice way. Thank you for noticing.

With all apologies, it was left out of the post by mistake. They look rather like this.