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@prospiracy
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2018-07-30 06:11
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politics
2018-08-22 16:04
RE: Recapping Today in Trumpland: Three Assholes Down
Judge, jury, and ZAP! is far more "efficient", I agree. So is genocide and so is weedkiller, but that doesn't make them right. Lord Vader, do you know anything about the UFOs people have been
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movies
2018-08-21 04:37
RE: Christopher Robin is 'Meh' Coated in Honey (A response to @hanshotfirst and his movie review)
Oh my goodness, I must now reevaluate my existence. Hold on a sec....Done! I'm still here and my fundamental belief system remains intact. But watch out for white helicopters as well. Even the medical
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funny
2018-08-14 17:10
RE: For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)
And there you have discovered an entirely new angle to this conspiracy. I had not even considered the crazy cat ladies in this, but of course they control many things with their spells and potions.
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funny
2018-08-14 17:09
RE: For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)
If you have any recipes for stewed cat with turmeric, do share.
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funny
2018-08-14 17:08
RE: For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)
Good God, women forsaking men to live with cats? The problem has become even worse than I thought.
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funny
2018-08-14 17:07
RE: For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)
Take it with a grain of salt, as they say.
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funny
2018-08-14 17:06
RE: For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)
Mayhap.
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funny
2018-08-14 17:05
RE: For the False Love of Cats (Once again, @donkeypong gets it wrong)
Do not fall into that trap. You think he may be a step up from other Twitter trolls, but cats are dangerous beasts and there is no end to their ambition.
prospiracy
fiction
2018-08-13 06:21
RE: The Ghost of Nova Albion Shares a Vision
Have you ever been to purgatory? If not, then cease your ranting. Where you're going, you don't need hands. I tell you and still you believe it not. Until your time comes, you will not grasp the true physics
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fiction
2018-08-10 18:04
RE: The Ghost of Nova Albion Shares a Vision
Two words for you: voice command. Fingerless modern conveniences. Shout at one of these contraptions long enough and it will open and do your bidding like....like an oyster cooked in the shell.
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fiction
2018-08-10 04:56
RE: The Ghost of Nova Albion Shares a Vision
No, I shan't upvote it. Cease your noise and move along.
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fiction
2018-08-10 04:55
RE: The Ghost of Nova Albion Shares a Vision
Think you a match for my wit and my guile? Ah, this ghost has a hand mirror of his own now. Left on the beach and he's powered up enough ectosteempowerplasm for his fingertips to take physical form and
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fiction
2018-08-10 04:53
RE: The Ghost of Nova Albion Shares a Vision
Thank you @pushpen. My vote might push your payout to a penny.
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killer-giraffes
2018-08-01 00:15
RE: Calling Out @Donkeypong: the Loch Ness Giraffe Will Eat You Alive!
Spicy butter.
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killer-giraffes
2018-08-01 00:14
RE: Calling Out @Donkeypong: the Loch Ness Giraffe Will Eat You Alive!
And here we were aiming to kick him in the butt in a nice way. Thank you for noticing.
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killer-giraffes
2018-08-01 00:11
RE: Calling Out @Donkeypong: the Loch Ness Giraffe Will Eat You Alive!
With all apologies, it was left out of the post by mistake. They look rather like this.
