Teacher: The first son of Adam was named?..
Akpos: Adamu. Cool
Teacher: Akpos, assuming you were at a bus stop and boko-haram throws a bomb. What will you do?
Akpos: i will stop assuming…..
Teacher; what is a verb?
Akpos; a verb is a valve in a bicycle tyre
Teacher; what are u sayin?
Akpos; its a complete sentence sir
Teacher; are u mad?
Akpos; its a question sir
Teacher; dont be stupid
Akpos; its an advice sir
Teacher; stop that nonsence!
Akpos; its a command sir
Teacher; U are an idiot
Akpos; its an insult sir
Teacher; get out of my class!
Akpos; its an order sir
Teacher; oh goodness!,,, what a boy!,,,
Akpos; its an exclamation sir
Teacher; may God hav mercy on U
Akpos; its a prayer sir
…. the teacher fainted!!
