I went to bed last night as a Dolphin and woke up this morning as an Orca.
Back on the old chain, I knew that I’d never become an Orca. It was a mathematical impossibility. But then the hostile takeover by a scum-sucking pus maggot led to a fork and suddenly I had 19k coins on two chains. I limped along on both chains for a bit, but voiced my opinion about the scum-sucking pus maggot once too often and became an Unperson. So I powered down on the dumpster fire chain and powered it up here. And slowly grew my Hive account. Then, sometime when I was sleeping last night, passed the 100,000,000 vests threshold to become an Orca. If you don’t know what a vest is, maybe you were distracted by boobies (an ancient post of mine from the old chain).
I’m here for the long haul. More than once, I’ve mentioned that my plan is to never power down, notwithstanding Mike Tyson’s “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” (As an aside, DuckDuckGo seems to be uncertain whether he said Everyone or Everybody.)
I’ll siphon off some liquid earnings here and there, but not touch my HP.
Disclaimer: This should not be construed as financial advice. I am not a registered financial advisor; I don’t even play one on TV. Do your own due diligence. Batteries not included. Objects may be larger than they appear in mirror. Some assembly required. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
@arcangeMeme credit: Public domain (source), then modified in DeepDreamGenerator.
