Happy birthday Eminem. Thanks for being there for me. Your songs are always there for me when there's nobody else. That shit helps when I'm depressed. It's the only way to escape this mess and make the best of this situation, I guess. I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest. Yes, I'm just like you in a way because I've been trying to do well on this earth but it's been hell on this earth since I fell on this earth. And since birth I've been cursed, with this curse to just curse. Sometimes I go berzerk all night long. Ever since you came along from the day the song called "Hi! My Name Is" dropped, everyone knows god sent you to piss the world off. I am in the car right now in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" with my windows down and my system up. Stop, here comes my favorite lyrics "I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him." Slim Shady, I been crazy. Brain dead like Jim Brady. Hotter than a set of twin babies. Because of you I am not afraid to take a stand. You can do anything you set your mind to, man. I know you hate Donald. So, "Fack Trump" I can understand. There's no need to draw the line of sand. Only you've got the balls to say anything in front of all that's why I'm your biggest fan. This is Stan. Thanks for being there for me. Your songs are always there for me when there's nobody else. That shit helps when I'm depressed. It's the only way to escape this mess and make the best of this situation, I guess. I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest. Yes, I'm just like you in a way because I've been trying to do well on this earth but it's been hell on this earth since I fell on this earth. And since birth I've been cursed, with this curse to just curse. Sometimes I go berzerk all night long. Ever since you came along from the day the song called "Hi! My Name Is" dropped, everyone knows god sent you to piss the world off. I am in the car right now in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck!" with my windows down and my system up. Stop, here comes my favorite lyrics "I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die in plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him." Slim Shady, I been crazy. Brain dead like Jim Brady. Hotter than a set of twin babies. Because of you I am not afraid to take a stand. You can do anything you set your mind to, man. I know you hate Donald. So, "Fack Trump" I can understand. There's no need to draw the line of sand. Only you've got the balls to say anything in front of all that's why I'm your biggest fan. This is Stan.
