10 years in the future.
I've been assigned to work as one of the Cyber Pope's minions. I was about to go to Chipotle+ when I recieved the neural transmish presented by Sony Pictures that the Vatican wanted to contact me for work. The Vatican is no longer a physical brick and mortar building and has been transfigured into a hot stop on the web known now as the 'Data-can'. It's less of a religious institution and more of a corporation which was made evident when my task was to farm near-orbit rare minerals, the kind of stuff that can save lives but we only use it to make Cosmetic Toothpaste; this superpaste will give you a smile that puts Hilary Duff back in her place as a two-bit nobody snuffed out by a Kali-tongued Baphomet boygirl.
If you really want to confuse someone tell them "you have big teeth", it's not really an insult or a compliment so they won't be sure if you hate them or not but if you want my advice only do it to people you hate.
Teeth is big business as nobody could decide whether it was better to have big American teeth like a Hollywood silver fox or to purposely fuck up your teeth like a cute anime catgirl. This is what launched the American-Japanese war of 2021 but just as the Japs were putting the finishing touches on their Gundam Pocky™ automatons, and the Yankees were fine tuning their MOAB men (artificially enhanced soldiers with MOABs in their large intestines that are activated when they eat their last meal; you can't stop Americans from eating so this works every time. Postnote: It's not terrorism when we blow ourselves up, okay? It's cool like kamikaze not lame like jihad. ) they both decided to attack England since they don't even have teeth (the history books are lying to you). That's right, English people no longer exist but if you want to find out more go to the British History Memorial museum (right next to Wal-Costco) and speak to a hologram of Ricky Gervais who will be pleased as punch to give you a nice tour and make jokes about how God isn't real and how he used to be fat but now he's not.
The biggest hit glossing the cyberware is a 10 minute serial called "Creep Kawaii" starring a lady who got her start stumbling through Let's Play streams on YouTube (Now 'GoogleThink') but has moved on to only doing tractor reviews seeing as her agent has close ties to John Deere and you can't say 'no' to a guy with a bolo-tie, that's how you get Super Fracking in your backyard and bestial 'marital aid's shoved up your ass in mandatory HellCare™ by the World Bank League of Honest Men That Are Nice.
99% of the world is owned by a conglomerate monopoly known as Brandon™. Nobody knows what Brandon™ is.
