Glentenassig Lower Lake Co.Kerry , Ireland

At the hospital on the day of my birth I’m told I looked strange for what it’s worth Doc didn’t whack my rump like he did to others Nope, I looked so funny he slapped my mother So yeah, I wasn’t a handsome

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. I pray I find a little quiet, Far from the daily family riot. May I lie back and

When my guard was down they attacked from behind With a blow to the head - now I wake up to find There's a sort of red mist in front of one eye And my tongue's gone all rubbery and my mouth is so dry.

There's been a murder, a woman was killed, found in a bathtub, partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the house and questioned the poor woman's spouse. He'd just come home from working all night

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