**
Science:**
"This is what I did, this is what I observed, so I'm lead to believe this."
**$cience: **
"Yeah, just shut up and trust me, stop thinking so damn
much. I'm wearing a white coat here man, what comes from me is true, period."
Science discovering $cience:
" I did an experiment where we added money to scientists to effect there observation of empirical data. Some made noise and got silenced, for others empirical data was misrepresented willingly. So following the money become part of finding what actually is. In a sense, they added lies on one end of an equation, so we had to minus them on the other end. But balance was found, as is evitable."
"If I had more time I would have wrote a shorter letter." Mark Twain
