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My Entry for the Ndjt contest organized by @mimy.

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NDJT season 2 contest: Some truth and less lies organized by mimy@mimy

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS!
Q: At what age did you have your first kiss?
A: At 10

Q: What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?
A: Jellytots

Q:What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?
A: A ring though we not married

Q: Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.
A: LOL, i can do without make-up, but Brassiere, hell NO!

Q: Qualities of your ideal man?
A: Tall, romantic, naughty, ITC oriented, good cook, confident

Q: What would you do with one million naira.
A: Buy steem power

Q: Would you love to get married to a virgin?
A: NEVER!

Q: Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on Steemit.
A: Guys: ransom@ransom ivanlager@ivanlager blackpaul@blackpaul
ladies: xpressng@xpressng kattiee@kattiee judy@judy

Q: Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.
A: Because it sucks to go to bed without prayers I like to acknowledge the love of God by reading the Bible and abstaining from sex.

Q: One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1
A: COMEDY IS A GOOD WAY TO GET THE TRUTH FROM PEOPLE

Q: Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER
A: Fun all the way...

Big shoutout to mimy@mimy for this one.

Thank you for reading!


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