My official stance on the recent controversy

I am breaking my silence on the controversy that many today are concerned with. My stance on the issue is something I've thought about a lot.

Ok that should be enough for the preview text. Truth is, you can put whatever you goddamn want on your pizza. Baked potato pizza is the bomb. Where'd all these pizza nazis come from?

Here's a pizza topped with pepperoni, strawberries, honey roasted peanuts, Cocoa Krispies, and shredded gruyere I ate