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So these are the rules:
Waking up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee. Old school style. If there is oilstick and half boiled egg to go along, all the better.
The feeling after conquering a challenge, usually the challenges that are filled with self doubts.
When life throws you unexpected surprises, such as getting your own caricature from your best buddy.
When your pets comes to you after a hard day at work and they behave like they thought they have lost you and will never see you again.
The flutter in the stomach and that wobbly knee when you see the person you love and like.
People who can't stop talking about themselves. Its okay to talk about their family members or their loved ones. But it is not okay when they go on and on about themselves and how they accomplish the impossible and against all odds. Then they end the conversation with a fake gesture of humility by saying,
'Actually it wasn't a big feat because if I can do it, anyone of you can too! Coz you are awesome!'
Hypocrites, people who speaks in forked tongues. They can be a rotting scumbag that beats woman, but carries a picket that says,
'Woman's right to be free from abuse and violence'
Hypocrites comes in all forms. They do often come in the form of a humble creature that neither cuss or swear. They speak of God at the slightest excuse and they call out God's name in vain. Wouldn't be surprised this would be the person who receives bribery and legitimises it by saying,
'In the name of God'
You know when you get empty words that don't mean a thing. They neither progress a conversation or propose a new point. It goes something like this...
'Well, you see it is very difficult to answer, but anyway you have a good point'
'I think that movie is okay'
I pull my hair out when someone says the movie is okay. What kinda okay? Is it okay as in it meets the minimum watchable requirement. Is it okay as in okay with an eye roll. Usually this habit belongs to people who are too frighten to voice their view or too lazy to think. I always think that they are too lazy to think because their brain is preserved for better things such as who to bitch about after work.
The fake intellectuals. They speak in long convulated language and they get lost in the muddle. A normal conversation with these creatures would sound like this
'Hei, what do you think about the elections'
'Well, I think with the change in voter gender ratio, the intervention of blockchain and the sudden increase in organised crime, it is hard to tell if the ruling party would return to rule again.'
The people who felt entitled. They would always demand without the slightest shame because their forefathers actually gave a loaf of bread to your forefathers and that loaf of bread kept your lineage alive. For that, you must always be grateful and give whatever you have including your soul.
So, here goes the five nominations:-
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