I would go so far as to even say that ranting is a talent and art form. Reading or listening to a proper rant is similar to finding a great book or inspiring movie, it just works.
Not that the above video is the epitome of great ranting, it is just a pretty good example that fortunately gave me something to post about today.
I tend to get a bit ranty but those times are rather far and in between and definitely just short bursts of anger and not long satisfying monologues. Which I guess makes sense if I think of all the mono things I do...
I guess if a person were to really try and flesh out a short rant and then reach a 10-minute video mark or something might not be so hard considering they do about 120 words per minute.
The main factor would be to split things into smaller bullet points with more body covering each point instead of saying something like:
"I hate closets, the little boxes for clothes are always too small."
That sentence alone could be expanded to at least 120 words and that is one minute down.
"Why does my closet even have doors? Is it to hide my clothes from me?"
And in the same vein why even have doors on cupboards since they just get in the bloody way anyhow?
I wonder if it is a relic from the 50's and an image-obsessed society, the same reason I have a urge to do all the dishes for the past month if I even get a whiff of someone wanting to enter the house.
Fortunately, I have the ultimate solution and it involves not ever allowing anyone to visit me since my closet irks me I just keep my clothes in a pile next to my bed.
I am what you would call a problem solver, colloquially this is also known as being lazy as a hooker on a Sunday.
Anyway, just some thoughts on why rants make rather nice content and how I don't think it is as easy as people might think. As with anything though, 90% of people will likely just go into Karen territory so it might be hard to find the right angry little blood diamond to tickle your liberation coccyx.
