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Josh's Peanutz
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2018-01-19 12:41
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We Settled the Debate At Last
She said I couldn't do a high kick So I told her I'll show her pic
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Wrestling With Eros (WWE) - Comedy Open Mic Round 7
I quite enjoy martial arts and sometimes having a temper, I thought I might join the WWE one day I've changed my mind, though...I think I'll stick to kung fu jpg I nominate @bounjour-acheh and @jeulamei
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Yes!! I Can Do Whatever I Want
How I react when school is cancelled due to bad weather Until mom decides it's the perfect day to do some cleaning and everyone has to pitch in gif
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Challenge Accepted
So my friends dared me to get her to take her pants off willingly. I'm always up for a challenge. I invited her home (when my parents were out to a movie, of course) and asked her to sit while I got her
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Lessons From Mr. Ping
How to know you're a good dad When your grown adopted son doesn't know he's a different race gif
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Please Don't Let Them See Me
My mom when she suddenly sees her AA sponsor enter the room That's where I learned to sneak drinks while dad is busy listening to speeches gif
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A Real Player
You know you're addicted to your game when even boobs don't interest you Should've locked her in the closet instead, for when the game is over gif
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Ok, I didn't really think that through
When mom says I gotta finish cleaning up the kitchen before I can read my manga She also says I need to learn to control my temper and not let it control me, I'm trying, really gif
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Some Things I Wish I could Unsee - Comedy Open Mic Round 6 Entry1
When I accidentally walk in on my parents in the act Aaaah, my eyes....erase, erase, delete, delete pic I nominate @siralex and @musesmillions to participate in this round.
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Sorry, no more
When my sister asks is she can have a bite Go get your own food, nobody touches my grub pic
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Aaah Aaah Achoo
I have allergies or maybe rhinitis, not too sure. What I know is I tend to sneeze a lot which can be irritating cuz then it causes my nose to run. Well, the other day I walked by some girls and felt a
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Just Drop Me off at School, Thanks
My mom told me if I miss the bus one more time, I have to find my own way to school Now I gotta figure out how to get off at school pic
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Yes, We're Done - Comedy Open Mic Round 5
When I get into a fight with my cousin and the moment my mom steps in I'd rather make peace than have my ass whoop by mom pic I nominate @gangresteem and @gunskins to participate in this round.
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I Thought Water Puts out Fire - ComedyOpenMic Round 5
My cousin and I after watching Avatar: The Last Airbender Next time, I'm choosing fire pic I nominate @chrisee and @aninhasalegre for this round.
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Umpire, was that a strike?
When you've been humping everything in sight, you forget and do the motion at the most inopportune time Do I run...oh dang, I think I'm out pic
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The Importance of Math in Life
I've been told that math is important because it's applicable in life and will use it even with day to day living. I finally understand its important uses...though, I'd go for a higher number, just to
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And uh 1, And uh 1, 2, Slip
I thought I'd take up tap dancing I didn't know you need special shoes for that pic
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Hello There Beautiful
I love going to the beach. I enjoy the sun on my face, the cool waters, sand beneath my feet, watching the girls, maybe talking to one or 2. Whoa! Lesson learned: always approach from the front where you
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No Point Arguing
I think my teachers are racists or sexists, cists or something ists. When other students, especially girls, are talking in class, the teachers don't mind. But the moment, I (an Asian nigger) and my friends
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Can Hardly Wait
When you get a girl a few drinks and she starts loosening up You begin to have hope that something good might come out of this night as you eyed her hungrily. Oh yeah, cook me up something delicious, girl.
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