Three couples all wish to get married at the same church. There is a young couple in their early 20’s, a middle-aged couple, and a lovely old couple. Once a month the priest meets with couples that wish to get married and in June the three couples meet with the priest and discuss when they can get married.
"If you would like to married in my church, you must all go one month without having sex," says the priest. You must return this time next month an let me know how you got on.
One month later the three couples go back to the church to talk to the priest.
The priest asks the young couple "Have you gone the month without sex?"
"Yes we have indeed, it was rather easy," replied the young couple.
"How about you?" He asks the middle-aged couple.
"It was hard, but we didn't have sex for the whole month," they respond not looking happy.
"And how about you two?" He asks the lovely old couple. “did you go the month without having sex
"No we couldn't do it," responds the old man.
"Tell me why," says the priest.
"Well my girlfriend had a can of corn in her hand and she accidentally dropped it. She bent over to pick it up and that's when it happened."
The priest, rather disgusted then tells them, "You're not welcome in my church."
"We're not welcome in the supermarket either," says the old lady.
