Here it is: the final and 100% Horoscope for all human beings for 2018 is released. Be happy.
Disclaimer: As everyone knows, horoscope is a popular derivation of a very ancient bunch of crap. The Toothfairie is far more real than the weird belief behind Astrology - but that doesn't mean that there isn't a narrative potential in that myth - expecially in comedy. ♂♃♄♅♆♇
So, looking at that, here is my true and reliable horoscope for 2018 (I said it already)
♈ Aries: The wall you are used to hit will soon become a wallet
♉ Taurus: Avoid forks https://www.tauruscoin.com
♊ Gemini: https://gemini.com/ !!!
♋ Cancer: You will be cured and have to choise another sign.
♌ Leo: Nardo Di Caprio will fall in love with you (for her). Nardo di Caprio will fall in love with you just after your "coming out" (for him)
♍ Virgo: You will buy your first bunch of cryptocoins and so you will not be a crypto virgin anymore. (You know that "virgo" means "virgin" in Latin, don't you? ... Oh, really?)
♎ Libra: You will pay your taxes better than any other https://www.libra.tech/
♏ Scorpio: You will start soon your own Blockchain sCorporation and become rich. Or not.
♐ Sagittarius: Arrows ("sagitta" in Latin) can't follow the zig-zag line of the prices. Better if you sell all your coins.
♑ Capricorn: You will go beyond the Moon, all the way over to Mars ("Capricorn One", 1977) http://capricoin.org/en
♒ Aquarius: Try again. And again https://aquariuscoin.com/
♓ Pisces: Go to fish and something will bite
So, these are my astrological forecast for the next year. Trust me: I bought XRP two days ago. :D
Ok, I know these are silly jokes: what do you expect in a post about horoscope?!
(Astrologists, have sense of humour, please! ;) )