π₯ joke of the day
You are 30 and not yet CEO? What a shame! I became CEO at age 15 when my teacher said
"You and your company, leave my class" πππ€£π
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Once you turn 25 and above thereβs no need to set an alarm, your problems will wake you up by forceπββπββπββπ€£π€£π€£
The pain of having a grandmother who doesnβt do witchcraft...people take you for granted knowing that you donβt have backup.πππ
Trust me the only time I am serious in my life is when am counting the number of zeros in the money I am to transfer to somebody.
No jokes jareeeee
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Once you hear people saying "his wife is controlling him" just know that they are living in peace...
Bad and jealous people everywhere.
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I'm in a country where if rain falls.... Transport fares will increase... Which country I am? ππππ
If you hear a lady saying my child is my everything... Just know the father ran away! Wisdom will not kill me ππππππ
They say milk gives strength then I drank 4 cups of milk and I couldn't move a wall... but when I drank 4 bottles of beer πΊ I saw the walls moving by themselves. ππππππ These scientists are bloody liars.....πππ
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