"Oh look, acorn! If I were I real pig, I would be eating them now."
"I've got salutes from Fitbit! I can go home now."
"A perfect school is the one where there are no children". (from Matilda)
The air smells like vacation at 6:13 AM.
"Why are you so happy? Because you don't have to go to school?"
"There's some chicken and potatoes for lunch... cake."
"Finish the day and be done with it." (overheard by Austin Kleon)
"Oh, blue piglet today. Hedgehog color..." "Will you patent it?"
How to incorporate composition into my day?
"Nobody commented on this comic. People don't know anything." "I do."
"Yesterday I didn't wash myself so today I have an acne on my forehead." "Maybe you're turning into a teen again."
"What happens when musician and surgeon's finger slips? Should the salary reflect this difference?"
