Talking inanimate objects?
What inanimate (non-living) item do you think would be interesting or funny if it could talk? Explain the item, what it does and give us some examples of what it might say should it be able to talk.
My first thought was the "BED"
This would be really interesting.
As we know, a bed is a piece of furniture you lie on to sleep and in some cases, it is used to exercise (exercise for adults 😅)
If our beds could talk, I'm sure lot's of marriages and relationships would be broken (Lol) and cheating would reduce drastically too.
Let's talk about Few types of talking beds.
Now imagine a married man returning home from work to his "stay at home wife" and the bed starts gossiping " sssss! Shuu! Mr Rogers, do you know your best friend came home while you were at work and spent hours exercising on me (bed) with your wife? She even told him you're not good in bed but it's true o, I've noticed that you're not good too, why would you be using only one style everytime? If you had seen the styles this man used!! Better go and learn o before your wife leaves you "
A savage bed with a lady that snores, the bed would definitely be pissed and wake her up "heyo, Deborah! Hey Debby! Wake the hell up girl, how on Earth would be snoring like a broken engine? Can't behave like a lady huh?
No wonder you're still single. If you mistakenly snore again I'm calling the cops on you" 😅
When a guy or lady in a relationship has this kind of bed, you'll hear things like "dude, don't you have focus in life? What exactly is your goal in this life? To chat with this girl every night? Please sleep and forget this girl that's playing with your feelings. See, let me tell you, at this stage of your life, you should be planning to establish your own company and not how to shift pants. There's more to life than relationship you know "
Sometimes I sit and wonder, Thank goodness objects don't talk o cause the kitchen utensils would have reported whenever I took meat from my mother's pot 😂. Please Don't judge me, they would have done same to you too 😅.
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