Ha!
Kidding.
I don't even know your mom. Is she divorced though? Answers in the DM's.
I remember seeing lots of posts about "My Battle With X Monster." I'm kinda glad that's a dying fad. The quality of posts on here has gotten much better.
Except for this one I guess.
Good luck in Splinterlands fren!
And seriously, if your mom is single, I might be able to help.