馃懡Hate to be the bearer of bad news but there is a killer comet coming on a trajectory that will destroy your global civilization. I hesitated to let you know, thinking that this knowledge will cause global panic, but you are going to find out anyway. Ask astrophysicist Neil degrasse Tyson: Is there a killer comet coming that will destroy our global civilization?
It might take a million years before it gets here, but the horror event "could" start next Wednesday with a James Web telescope discovery. It is too bad. You will soon be blasted into black oblivion. You could have had a CometShield in place that would have prevented this coming nightmare from happening, but you remained a bitty-brained basket case of lower-level, waring anal gazers far too long and now there is not enough time to build a CometShield. It is very very sad, what will happen to you when the killer comet gets here...
Or, you could team up on a global scale and cooperate to build a CometShield. That is an idea. Transform the industrial/military complex of the planet into a united SuperFactory making parts for a fleet of DragonFly Asteroid Miners that perform as a CometShield when a killer comet is discovered coming at us.
Notice the long, red triangle on the SuperSnout of the DragonFly. This is CometShield real estate. This is where the powerful comet missiles are kept and launched from designed to detonate near enough to a moving comet to push it onto a trajectory that will miss the earth. It only has to miss by a hundred miles and we are saved.
Get this message out to the Russian soldiers fighting in Ukraine as soon as possible, PLEASE. There is no time to waste. Stop the insane war and join with the rest of the world to build DragonFlys in orbit to INVADE THE ASTEROID BELT which is what we do with the CometShield when there is no sign yet of the killer comet coming. It makes us a SpaceAge SuperWorld. We spend the next thousand years crunching up the asteroids and turning them into more CometShield. We live forever. God will be proud of us. http://mindsnapnow.com
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