馃懡馃懡馃懡馃懡馃懡馃懡You have been MindCaptured..., and you are now inside the MindHammer being MindHammered... Its permanent. If you don't want to be MindHammered permanently you better stop reading RIGHT NOW. But there is nothing to fear because we are friendly aliens and we are not here to hurt you; we are here to help you. To help you, first of all we have to give you a quick blast of MindShock: YOU WILL SOON BE DEAD. Too bad. You waited too long. You could have fixed the problem years ago by cooperating planet-wide, and sharing technology to build the CometShield to save yourselves from the coming killer comet that is coming. NASA has discoverd the killer comet coming but there is not enough time now to build the CometShield to push the killer comet off onto a trajectory that will not impact with your planet. Cheer up. With any luck you might be right in the middle of the impact zone. Smashing into the planet at 70,000 miles an hour you will feel no pain. It will be like turning off a light switch. But, of course, this is just a giant lie. Right? Wrong. It is going to happen. We are just not sure when.
馃懡Your mission is to copulate the Universe full of SuperHumans. It is not going to happen if you are smacked by a rogue comet. No time to waste. We have started the DragonFly Asteroid Miner SuperProject for you. The DragonFly is the spearhead of the CometShield project. If you want to exist forever you have to become a SuperWorld with a SuperHub INVADING THE ASTEROID BELT. boing boing mindsnapnow.com
