Hello.
FREE COVID TEST 💧
You can do your Urine test for free
Go to a tree and take a piss.
1: If it attracts a lot of ants you have high glucose
2: If it dry too fast you have high sodium
3: If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol
4: Forgot to open your pants to pee...Alzheimer’s
5: Had trouble aiming at the tree, Parkinson’s
6: Couldn’t smell the pee, definitely COVID.
THERE YOU GO
Have a usual Boring day
Opidia