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Welcome to PunLiteration

Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 4. I must say steeming has been difficult in the past few days due to bad network reception and other unforeseen circumstances. PunLiteration usually drops Monday mornings, but it didn't yesterday. So sorry for going behind schedule. This is the first edition of PunLiteration in the month of March, and some of you will be marching to the moon with free SBDs. Keep reading…

Key Words for This Week

Key words for this week are:

• minnows
• trump
• wonder-woman
• trading
• fight
• selfish
• sex
  Wow! Trump has surfaced again, making it four times in a row. I’m beginning to think he’s trying to be famous for constantly featuring in Weekly PunLiteration. The more reason you should always resteem this post or tweet about it. 😆 😆 😆

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  Let's Go!

  

  
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  • Many magnificent minnows are
    marching meticulously early morning
    to the moon to mine material money
    since the month of March presents
    a meaningful MONDAY.
  • Trump threw tankard tantrums to
    threaten Tim Howard for not telling
    the truth on Tyler Terry’s TV
    talk show last TUESDAY.
  • Warren Wilson’s sister, Warren Winifred,
    wrapped a rope around Williams her
    cheating boyfriend while watching
    wonder woman on WEDNESDAY.
  • Thanks to Tina for taking time to
    think of Tracey who's in Tunisia
    trading toxin & tartaric acid on a made
    in Tokyo train this THURSDAY.
  • Fatima’s famous first fist fight was
    fought against Fabrizio Fabron, a fresh
    Frenchman from France who fancied
    fighting females on FRIDAY.
  • Surely stunned Shola isn’t sure if she
    should start selling seafood after
    sister Sandra systematically screamed
    you’re a selfish sinner last SATURDAY.
  • Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
    so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
    Sharon Stone to gain some special
    strength before service on SUNDAY

  Laughter Quote of The Week

  Always laugh when you can.
  It is cheap medicine — Lord Byron

  A cheap medicine that can improve
  your health and extend your life span.
  Trust me, you need a daily dose of it.
  PunLiteration is here to help.😆
  
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  Disclaimer

  I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

  Previous Weekly PunLiteration (PWPL)

  Feel free to click on any/all of the links below to see what you have missed;
  https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1
  https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-2
  https://steemit.com/funny/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-3

  WEEKLY PUNLITERATION CONTEST #1

  Let me see how punny my readers can be. Write an original punliteration of any day of the week in the comment box to win .700SBDs (.100SBD for each winning entry). Please read slowly so you don’t mistake a decimal point for a fool stop. 😆 😆 😆 Some selected winners will be featured in week 5 with a mention. For now, I’m the sole judge of this competition.

  Rules

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  Only one entry per person

  See example below

  Shy Segun Soludo seemed severely sick,
  so he secretly sought sex from sentimental
  Sharon Stone to gain some special
  strength before service on SUNDAY

  

  Thanks for having fun with my post.