Good day Steemians and welcome to PunLiteration Week 3. Permit me to assert that you all had a splendid weekend like I did. It rained here in Lagos, Nigeria, so the weather left me cold and lonely on my bed. Didn't have girls over for the weekend even though it was my birthday. Okay now that I have successfully exposed myself, let's dash to key words of the week to know who or what made the cut.
Key Words For This Week
Key words for this week are:
mis-mimed
trump
well-wishers
twerk
felicia
scavenger
suicide
Yet again, Trump has found his way to this week's punliteration. Do you think he'll stop anytime soon?
Let's Go!
My misbehaving mother,
Mrs. Mojisola Martinz and malicious
Michelle McCool mischievously
mis-mimed Madona’s material
girl last MONDAY.
Trump tirelessly talked Tim, a
toddler, into trekking to
Tennessee to take tetanus
toxoid on TUESDAY.
Willingly wishing Weekly PunLiteration
well-wishers a weakless and weedfree
wealthy WEDNESDAY.
Taliatu thanked Timothy’s teammate for
teaching the thirteen Turkish teenage
transgenders how to twerk on THURSDAY.
Felicia uses her fine face
for fencing her fake feelings for
foolish Festus every FRIDAY.
Selena Sanders the scavenger,
salvaged sixty six sausages
from Samantha the Scottish street
sweeper on SATURDAY.
Some sincere sinners sang songs
of praise sonorously on Saturday,
but surprisingly committed suicide after
service on SUNDAY
Laughter Quote Of The Week
An optimist laughs to forget;
a pessimist forgets to laugh. — Tom Nansbury
So if you didn't laugh, just scroll up and read it again.
Or let's just agree you now know who you are.😆
Disclaimer
I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.
