Weekly PunLiteration #2

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Good day Steemians and welcome to #punliteration week 2. Key words for this week are: money, trump, weed, #teardrops, fame, sadists, & superstition.

Let's go!

Manchu Minzhe, a money loving monk melted
his coin with the hope of molding more money
out of it on MONDAY.

Tired of Trump talking trash on TV, Tamina
turned off her TV and turned her attention to
tweeter only to see everyone tweeting about
Trump's troubles on TUESDAY.

Why won’t I willingly smoke weed when
all smokers and weeders drive wheels to
The Wendy Williams Show
every WEDNESDAY.

Tear drops are valuable tears that drops
smart tokens with the tendency of
treating inequalities among people
all the time, not just on a THURSDAY.

Fifty five filthy fake friends formed a fat lie
to get Frank a fresher fired, but ended up fast
forwarding him to fame on FRIDAY.

Sixteen sadists settled for mushroom sauce after
seeing small sharks and snail shells in sealed
sadines on SATURDAY.

Should your success stop simply for not
succumbing to tithing superstition
preached every SUNDAY?

#Disclaimer: I do not claim the names and events in the above write up are real. Laugh willingly in the best possible way you can if you find it interestingly funny as intended.

You can check out punliteration week 1 to see what you have missed;
https://steemit.com/busy/@onenecha/weekly-punliteration-1