that I decided to run a little contest - challenging the imaginative powers of all you fabulous steemsters and steemstresses out in Steem Land. Here's a link to that challenge:
https://steemit.com/contest/@onceuponatime/the-end-of-the-road-and-behind-the-mystery-door-contest
would give my contest a try?
I have described that in my last post. If you like,
you can read all about it here before we go on with the awards:
https://steemit.com/contest/@onceuponatime/and-the-winners-are-but-first-a-25-sbd-bounty
if you take the time, effort and trouble "to try"
replied with so many super creative stories and ideas
as to what might lie behind this mystery door:
photo credit: @twiceuponatime
know that, being of at least semi-sound mind,
and strong will (stop your snickering @twiceuponatime!!),
I was quite ready to tackle the arduous and near impossible task of deciding on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place entries (me being the sole member of the Distinguished Panel of Judge - although @twiceuponatime does try to grab my chair every time I go for a coffee or piss break)
By the time I had read through all the entries,
I could no longer access them under the #behindmysterydoor tag!
I asked for help, and offered a bounty:
"Twenty-five SBD (steem backed dollars) to the FIRST person who is able to help me get the list of all entry posts under the "behindmysterydoor" tag up until this, my contest post, paid out 7 days after it was posted"
and,
"In the interests of fairness,
I also offer a 25 SBD bounty to any suggestion...of an alternative and more fair solution (as judged by me) to my conundrum."
who was first to present a viable solution to my conundrum!
between two other hard working, clever, and good looking steemians who did a lot of research and hard work to go above and beyond the call of duty and present refinements that helped in my quest for a solution!
and
This is soul wrenching!
(Trying to choose winners in a contest that has received quite literally HUNDREDS of magnificent entries! How will I do it without tearing myself apart? - pulled in divergent directions by fabulous responses incorporating countless variant themes?)
So many super creative steemers
have replied with so many super creative stories and ideas
as to what could lie behind the mystery door.
in order to lessen my burden of rewarding only 3 entries, when so many of you fabulous steemers had put in the extra effort to write their own post with tag "behindmysterydoor" as a reponse, I decided to send 10 SBD to the authors of every post done under that tag up until my contest post paid had paid out. (entries on my original post almost always got an upvote, but here I am awarding the extra effort of those who created their own post in response). (And, not to spoil the suspense, but the first place winner, as you will find out soon enough below, is actually being awarded to quite a short comment on my original contest post!)
10 SBD each is going out to:
1: @jet-line 2:
@rlt47 3:
@intelliguy 4:
@alexandraioana26 5:
@mindtrap 6:
@zizymena 7:
@elisea 8:
@anna-mi 9:
@evimeria 10:
@diamondrich 11:
@roselyn208 12:
@vanessahampton 13:
@mumin007 14:
@unshakeable 15:
@xabi 16:
@jemmanuel 17:
@nsbachurin 18:
@obaidb2 19:
@nikosnitza 20:
@aafra 21:
@johnartist 22:
@jelumanao 23:
@tiempoyesp 24:
@princefizzy 25:
@bluemoon 26:
@diebitch 27:
@morbyjohn 28:
@chinyerevivian29:
@ruth-girl 30:
@josediccus 31:
@francisk 32:
@geke 33:
@kamchore 34:
@salmanbukhari54 35:
@rjunaid12 36:
@seesladen 37:
@hrissm 38:
@sakura1012 39:
@alinak15 40:
@skapaneas 41:
@lordneroo 42: @wiralhoekeesumawe 43:
@skiponline 44:
@karenmckersie 45:
@djoi 46:
@awakeningartist 47:
@pricasso 48:
@old-guy-photos 49:
@olivia08 50: @iz zynaveda 51:
@allesia 52:
@madushanka 53:
@tkappa
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photo credit: @twiceuponatime
But first let me say that there were so many really good entries that this is more of a lottery than anything else!
I know all the effort and creativity some of you
have put in to your entries!
to bring potentiality in to actuality!
For her entry entitled "The Door"
https://steemit.com/behindmysterydoor/@elisea/the-door
And for the absolutely absurd reason that these words from her post:
"The woman is sitting in a pool of treasure: silver, gold and gems. Jonathan smiles at her."
triggered in my mind, what would not go away all day,
Bob Dylan's
Subterranean Homesick Blues
Bob Dylan – Subterranean Homesick Blues
.
Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doing it again
You better duck down the alley way
Lookin' for a new friend
A man in the coonskin cap, in the pig pen
Wants eleven dollar bills, you only got ten
Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
The phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says that many say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D.A. Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't tie no bows
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows
Oh, get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Hang bail, hard to tell
If anything is goin' to sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, write braille
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army, if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
But losers, cheaters
Six-time users
Hang around the theaters
.
.
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
.
Don't follow leaders, watch the parkin' meters
Oh, get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance
Learn to dance, get dressed, get blessed
Try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Try to avoid the scandals
Don't want to be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handles
For her entry entitled Unclad: Behind The Mystery Door
https://steemit.com/behindmysterydoor/@vanessahampton/unclad-behind-the-mystery-door
and because I was reminded of a classic, this oldie and goldie:
Escape (The pina colada song)
[-]lordneroo (59) · 17 days ago
I believe that @twiceuponatime is hiding behind that closed door. Just sayin' :P
[-]onceuponatime (71) · 17 days ago
Oh my God! That's frightening!
.
A strartled @twiceuponatime caught in a mirror by
@onceuponatime
.
@lordneroo also made a long post entry, but because only one entry per contestant was allowed, it was disqualified from consideration :-)
Thanks to everyone for playing with me.
ouzo and out,
@onceuponatime
photo: @twiceuponattime
( 90 Steem and 580 SBD are being given away in this contest)
Disclaimer by @twiceuponatime: I disavow any responsibility in the choosing of the winners. My criteria would have been entirely different!