. CLASSROOM IN WARRI:
Teacher: Ejiro, spell plantain
Ejiro: Wis one? The ripe one abi the unripe one?
Teacher: Shuo Wht difference does it make? Just spell plantain Abi you wan try me?
Ejiro: Shuo Teasha no be fightooo! If you fry the ripe one na DODO, if you fry the unripe one na SHIPS, if you roast am, na BOLI & if you soak am come dry am na KPEKERE all of dem na plantain. So whish one you wan make I spell nah.馃槣馃槤馃槢馃構 Enjoy yourselves.
From @omosebitolulope