Hello Guys, I am here again, and today my main goal is not to make you laugh, if you laugh to my Jokes, That's your problems, If you don't Laugh to My Joke thats your problem too, but If you actually read my post and you Neither Laugh or Cry, Kindly visit the nearest Rehab center Your problem is bigger than the world.
Guys i know things are very tough and Life is really Hard, Most times life just don't go the way you plan and then things just doesn't feel right,
Listen if you are passing through a very tough time, a rough path in life, when things looks like its falling apart and you feel Like just Giving Up, From the depth of my Heart, i just want to let you know that you can Give Up. I DON'T CARE, Just Give up please, No time to motivate you, we are all passing through hard times too,
Wait !, What are you really thinking? That i will motivate you not to give up? Na feel free to loose hope.
Adulthood is one big messed up reality,
I remember when i was Younger, i promised myself that i would be so rich, that i would have 3 Private Jets, 5 benz, 3 Lamborghini and 2 Massive Mansion. Right now the Only Jet am having is on the wallpaper in my rented room and that toy Jeep Car on my table. I don't see things the way people see it anyway.
I actually wanted to tell you a Joke on Boxing 馃馃, but i totally forgot my Punchlines, so guys i will just stay random for today.
I was embarrassed today by a 10 years old boy
Before I continue this joke, i just want to let out all my anger on whoever created Mathematics, i wish i can just go back in time and give that damn person a resounding Slap. Am pretty sure a woman created mathematics, that Gender is very difficult to Understand lol.
Back to my Joke, My Nephew brought an Homework from school, He didn't give his mum or Dad to solve, the only person he can meet for solutions is me! Of all subjects he brought me a mathematics homework.
The Question was that :
if it take 2boys 20minutes to eat 2 plates of Rice, How many minutes will it take 4boys to eat 2 plates ??
As a wise Man that i am, i know for sure that, if 2 boys ate the rice for 30minutes, then definitely there can't be any more rice left for the other four boys to eat.
So i told my nephew to write that; "There cant be any more rice for the other 4 boys, let them go and cook another one". After i solve the Math Homework for my nephew, He went home. And He came back with his parents 3 hours later, They were telling me i taught their Child rubbish. How can that be? I was very angry at them, i am very sure i answered that question correctly.
I hate Math questions, it can be very annoying,
I mean how can you have a question containing (x) and then you will still tell me to find X? ,
Am always like, damnit obviously this is X in the Question, why should I still waste my precious time looking for any X again.
Here is where my Jokes ends for the Day.
Did you have a good laugh? I don't care anyways.
Do have a fun filled Weekend 馃槀