Wake up! wake up!! I heard the voice while i was still sleeping, the voice got louder, and what followed the voice was a loud Bang to my ears. Am sure you all must have experienced that resounding slaps your Mum or Dad gives you, to reset Your Brains, especially when you are being naughty and stubborn, Yea that was the slap i received from sleep that morning lol.
I woke up, Holding my cheeks, someone have slapped me i murmured. How can you wake someone up with a Strong slap like that, i was still murmuring within myself, my ears was echoing due to the slap.
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I looked around only to see my roommates looking at me in a very angry face. But what could have happened exactly.
I shouted who slapped me! they didn't reply me, i was getting furious when i finally looked down; You can't even imagine how humbled i became, You know that very moment you realized you were wrong after many arguments with your friends.
Oh My God I have really Messed Up!
The Bed was Wet and the pillow looks like rats ate them.
I have wet the bed And ate the pillows too lol. How is that even possible? Which time did i turned rat that i started eating pillow?
How it started
One very cool Monday Morning, it was my birthday
and my friend and room mates have some gifts prepared for me. Hehe i know what yall are thinking, Cakes and Birthday gift right? Na not what you are thinking, they woke me up by bathing me with a very Cold water and gave me the beating of my life, I had to run out of the room wearing only boxer and my willy fully erected, dangling around.
Its like a norms for some Nigeria students to bath the birthday celebrant with water or anything nasty stuffs on their birthdays, if you are lucky, they might not beat you up with slaps, but i was unlucky that day.
After that morning i organized a very small party in my Hostel, just for my Friends and roomies. I had 4 room mates in school then. Our Room was big enough to contain us but that can't be said of our bed though, we had to squeeze ourselves on the bed like sardines in a can.
I bought some soft drinks and prepared a chicken for the celebration.
Things was going well that afternoon Until one of My friend, kunle came around with Two bottles of Magic Moment Whiskeys and a 20 litters Keg of Palm wine.
Every one was screaming with happiness when they saw the alcohol drinks but i was not, i know something must go wrong.
My Birthday party suddenly become wild, after some minutes kunle started a game where you drink 2 full cups of alcohol whenever you miss a question, i told him, am not participating that i don't want to take any alcohol, I thought i could resist the pressure but every body joined him and i finally joined the game,
Ladies and Gentlemen that was how i got drunk
The Next thing i did was dancing around the room like a horny chicken
I picked up my phones started making some videos, i made some calls and send some messages to some random people.
I went outside to pee, but i noticed one of my legs is longer than the other, i tried to cautiously walk but it was like there was a force hold back my legs, and it seems the whole place was spinning left to right lol
People finally got hold of me when i started screaming at the top of my voice that:
i can't find my hands help! Help!!, My left legs is getting shorter!!!
I was so drunk, that my brain started malfunctioning, i thought I lost my hands
To cut the long funny story short. My friend carried me back home, layed me on the bed and then i slept off.
The dream
The most hilarious part was my dream after the Hangover.
In my dream we were still partying, eating and drinking, suddenly i felt a strong urge to Wee.
You all know what happened next already guys lol.
My roommate woke my up with a strong slap after i fully bed wetted and eated some foams in the pillow. Oh my God!
Guys thats not all, i woke Up to see that i texted some random people, And my Dad also had a share of my stupidity, i texted him:
"Hello Babe, Make sure you come over tonight"
Now i have a lot of explaining to do to my dad.
I also sent some stupid Videos to my Facebook and school Whatapp group.
In conclusion guys i was in so much mess that made me make up my mind that I would never drink alcohol again
Thank you all, i hope you laughed hard reading this