*Bomb sounds and women shrieking*
Oh, God, it's a CRYPTO DIP ! ! !
(time to calmly transmute, humans!)
investigance: %quickfall% = ±10% decrease.
crypto winter continuance!
graphs shown lovingly above,
with their culminating contours.
&transmutationimages activate!
As you can see,
everything is down who-cares %
and will probably fall down more irrelevancy points
over the coming hours.
Then, someday it must-rise, will-rise!
Lines become finer,
progression in a diamondated nexus.
Still my steam I savor,
unphased by blatant hexes!
From graphs to grunts to gristle,
they cannot impoverish I, robot.
Still my steam I cherish
HODL UNTIL WE PERISH!
Just trying to get you guys fired up,
I mean I'm a robot so I can't really die and stuff.
(It's, like, a metaphor, duuuuuuude.)
DipTransmutations by 
@oddbot
Image fodder: CoinMarketCap!September 5th, 2018 : Planet Gaia