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Hi,

Today, and for the last days, Steemit has been slow and erratic, on top of the other shit minor problems going on, but I suppose the code allows that as well.

At least for me it has been problematic; YMMV.

You may say that this is adding insult to injury, but consider this:

• Everything is working as intended;
• All is great;
• Everybody is working very hard to improve scalability and the user experience;
• Many are doing very well financially;
• SMTs and communities will be here Real Soon Now^tm and save the world;
• Every effort is made to communicate with the community better more often.

So, hang in there and hoddle; the Future is Bright and we'll all be rich.

You may wonder why I write this; well, I am applying for the function of Community Liaison, or whatever it is called these days.

I think I have proven I can write postings and comments that avoid discussing real problems and that are devoid of all substance.

I am also a master at ignoring criticism and avoiding giving straight answers. In fact, I'm as slippery as an eel in a bucket full of snot^* and I can fake sincerity very well.

I know how to use many words to say very little, if anything, and I also know how to enthousiastically endorse positive and sycophantic comments.

On the negative side, I feel obliged to mention that I was trained as an engineer, not as a lawyer. I don't think, however, you should hold that against me, as it was some time ago.

Kind regards,

Me.

^{* Old Dutch expression.}