When you have a Colorado driver's license, and every policeman in Texas suddenly smells weed as soon as they see it...
When you lived in Shanghai and tried to grow your own ganja with LED lights you bought on the Chinese ebay...
When you spent your birthday in Amsterdam, buying a 1.5 gram chocolate brownie for yourself since you don't want to mooch from your friend... When that brownie causes you to spend the train ride home with your head between your knees, and your entire next day in bed... When you CAN move, but won't!
When you live in Cambodia, and the best folks to buy pot from is the police and the army...
When weed finally becomes legal, and everyone gets their house back from seizure!
When dabs are just a little too intense...
When you try your first THC patch!
When you hear of trimming parties full of topless girls...
When you hear of crazy hippies with shotguns rigged to shoot poachers...
When your chihuahua starts asking for a toke...
When you hear the word CHRONICLE and all you think is CHRONIC...
When you hope to become the intergalactic depository for all useless cannabis memes...
When you just can't deal with dirty pipes anymore, and rubbing alcohol is your best friend...
When you think the coolest job in politics must be the Joint Chief, followed by the drug czar...
When homeless people no longer ask you for change, just some nugs to get through the freezing night...
When you are pretty sure Jesus smoked marijuana...
When your trustafarian friend gives you a lift home from Maui's nude beach drum circle, and lets you hit your own spliff...
When the price for a kilo of weed was the same as a few bitcoin...
When DreadPirateRobert becomes a cannabis strain favored by the CIA...
When your consumption has hit an ounce per week...
When your very last gasp is a puff of pot smoke...
When you think Doug Benson's SUPER HIGH ME is the most hilarious movie since Cannonball Run...
When you think Babylon and Zion are in Jamaica...
When you need containers for your weed containers...
When you are coughing your ass off after a smashing dab, and someone asks you if you need some water, and you are choking on the idea, since all you really want is air!
When you have more synonyms for marijuana than you have for boobies...
When you do all the art and photoshopping yourself, stay original and prolific, but still can't afford weed...
When you wish there was a marijuana trick or treat for adult, like a Halloweed...
When the kids nowadays act like they invented the plant...
When evil overlords realize how idiotic they've been, to not be making that Colorado cash...
When you want to connect with other human beings, and have to load a bowl to start a circle...
When you say a little prayer to the great whatever before you take a hit...
This has been a Craig 'CMOR' Morrison production... If you are interested in seeing more of his art, or hearing his musical forays, even testing your own creative genius with his Madlib News, take advantage of the wonders to be seen here...That means check out my blog, dude! Haha, I can't believe I talk to stoners like a college professor, no wonder I get blank stares! But I'll just keep drawing what I can, and photoshopping the rest... Eventually, my ideas will get funnier! LMFAO!! Stay tuned for more, and go 2018!!
