A hex 🆄pon thee, Apple God! May all c🆄rses fall on thee!
May yo🆄 ever r🆄e the day that yo🆄 took 🆄 from me!
I will get my revenge, or I will die trying!
Either Apple God or I—one of 🆄s is dying!
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In loving memory of my laptop's 🆄 key.
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May yo🆄 rest in peace forever in that great big keyboard in the sky.
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1-23-22. Hey Hive account@brandt do yo🆄 mind if I borrow yo🆄r laptop for a while?
(EDIT: I forgot that I wanted to mention that this post is an entry to the one and only Comedy Open Mic Contest. 80 HBD in prizes this ro🆄nd. So what are yo🆄 waiting for, get in there.)