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life
2018-05-06 15:54
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:17
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
If you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will say: "Congratulations. You are my Roundhouse Kick buddy!" If i were a Roundhouse Kick Buddy i would go crazy! XD
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:16
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:15
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
Any conservative estimate of the amount of presents Chuck Norris has received each year for Christmas is still in the billions.
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:14
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:14
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
Chuck Norris invented awesome sauce by drinking hot sauce and spitting it out.
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:13
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
The epic impact of Chuck Norris hitting puberty made ripples in the fabric of reality that are still causing spontaneous female orgasms to this day.
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:13
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
At the dawn of time, Chuck Norris and Mr. T sat in an empty universe, bored with nothing to destroy, so they decided to arm wrestle. The competition began - it raged on for days and days, with thunderclaps
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:12
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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dmania
2018-04-28 02:11
RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
Chuck Norris is currently involved in a lawsuit against the writers of the"Hokey Pokey" claiming that, in reality, Chuck Norris is what it is all about.
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funny
2018-04-28 02:10
RE: 14 Most Outrageous Kids Birthday Parties
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
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funny
2018-04-28 02:09
RE: 14 Most Outrageous Kids Birthday Parties
All people say that the future is robots and futuristic buildings and technology. The real future is Chuck Norris as the ruler of the world. And ruler of roundhouse kicks and karate.
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animals
2018-04-28 02:07
RE: Unusual and Weird Animal Friendships that will melt your heart
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.
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animals
2018-04-28 02:07
RE: Unusual and Weird Animal Friendships that will melt your heart
Chuck Norris has eaten over 3200 species of animals, 2436 of them insects.
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animals
2018-04-28 02:04
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2018-04-28 02:03
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RE: 14 Most Outrageous Kids Birthday Parties
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2018-04-28 01:57
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animals
2018-04-26 14:01
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2018-04-26 01:59
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RE: Life is Not Like a Box of Chocolates.....
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2018-04-24 20:40
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