If you roundhouse kick Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris will say: "Congratulations. You are my Roundhouse Kick buddy!" If i were a Roundhouse Kick Buddy i would go crazy! XD

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

Any conservative estimate of the amount of presents Chuck Norris has received each year for Christmas is still in the billions.

Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.

Chuck Norris invented awesome sauce by drinking hot sauce and spitting it out.

The epic impact of Chuck Norris hitting puberty made ripples in the fabric of reality that are still causing spontaneous female orgasms to this day.

At the dawn of time, Chuck Norris and Mr. T sat in an empty universe, bored with nothing to destroy, so they decided to arm wrestle. The competition began - it raged on for days and days, with thunderclaps

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Chuck Norris is currently involved in a lawsuit against the writers of the"Hokey Pokey" claiming that, in reality, Chuck Norris is what it is all about.

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

All people say that the future is robots and futuristic buildings and technology. The real future is Chuck Norris as the ruler of the world. And ruler of roundhouse kicks and karate.

Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.

Chuck Norris has eaten over 3200 species of animals, 2436 of them insects.