It's been awhile since I've been here but I was blindsided by some serious family obligations with a pile of other mandatory incidentals. In other words life stops for no one and now I'm back 'cause life

A couple of months ago I told you about my "Petty Parties." Like roaming rave parties it can happen at any time, any where. It's a play on words inviting one and all to read some stuff that you

Welcome to the first edition of "Useful-less Information". It may not be all that useful but it's not all that useless either. Fun facts you never really gave a second thought to but'll that makes you

Hairy situations always happens on a New Year

As far as I'm concerned ANY day is Christmas. To prove that I posted this today, almost a week later. One day is no different from the next. Even Sade said it in the last verse of her song "The Sweetest

It's as if I can practically see the needles jumping on a lie detector when it comes to some people. Little do they know that their subconscious causes their moves to tell on themselves, I feel that "most

A friend of mine was completely baffled after his wife unlocked his phone when he never gave her the code in the first place. He changed it and to his disbelief she eventually cracked it again! This left

The Brain called a meeting with the other organs of the head. They've been a bit lethargic and he figured they needed a pep talk. "Nose" said The Brain. "You're doing a fine job, whenever you pick up something

Many times on Facebook I would see posts by women asking why are they being poked, what good is a poke? Why did Facebook create it and why do they continue to keep? I took the time to analyze this concept

Due to the erratic nature of pettiness it's almost improbable to remember it all let alone document it as it occurs. Sometimes they come in so quickly I can barely keep up with the mental notes and would

When I stumbled upon Steemit

We've relied on literature, sketches and the occasional painting to piece together whatever we consider credible history. What if, just what if it's all been edited to give it that perfect. holier than

I created this meme awhile back. People thought it was hilarious for weeks.  It IS funny, LOL!

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, CREAM! Get the money! Dollar, dollar y'all! Kiss the ring! This meme derived from the music video form the album  "Follow The Leader"  Recorded : By Eric B &

Hi STEEM, Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Norm Deplume. I was born, raised and still live in Brooklyn, New York. I was conceived

Steemit, I don't know.. Why are we going backwards in time to the days of relying on one site to post a picture on another. I haven't had to deal with such unnecessary and unreliable nonsense since the

Hi, my name is Norm Deplume and STEEM is going to be my therapy