<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></title><description><![CDATA[RSS Feed]]></description><link>https://ecency.com</link><image><url>https://ecency.com/logo512.png</url><title>RSS Feed</title><link>https://ecency.com</link></image><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2026 08:46:22 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[My "Petty Party": Commuting with A "C"... Word. Pt. 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's been awhile since I've been here but I was blindsided by some serious family obligations with a pile of other mandatory incidentals. In other words life stops for no one and now I'm back 'cause life]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/my-petty-party-commuting-with-a-c-word-pt-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/my-petty-party-commuting-with-a-c-word-pt-2</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2017 16:02:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/2ufhwNgM3qHKMLmHeCmJtqzfWuQsp5VZCLWZNhHGeCcrSAGxsnSPThnSSWxS9TuhPLbe97gdt?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Come to my first "Petty Party": Commuting with A "C"... Word.]]></title><description><![CDATA[A couple of months ago I told you about my "Petty Parties." Like roaming rave parties it can happen at any time, any where. It's a play on words inviting one and all to read some stuff that you]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/come-to-my-first-petty-party-commuting-with-a-c-word</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/come-to-my-first-petty-party-commuting-with-a-c-word</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2017 12:25:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTye38LFsNXRdyNJyo2d318FsH4Wf3tmSfqg?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Useful-less Information #1 The proper way to pronounce 50 Cent]]></title><description><![CDATA[Welcome to the first edition of "Useful-less Information". It may not be all that useful but it's not all that useless either. Fun facts you never really gave a second thought to but'll that makes you]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/useful-less-information-1-the-proper-way-to-pronounce-50-cent</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/useful-less-information-1-the-proper-way-to-pronounce-50-cent</guid><category><![CDATA[blog]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2017 21:12:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTye38LFsNXRdyNJyo2d31SJdMQ39rjR3A94?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hairy situations always happens on a New Year]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/hairy-situations-always-happens-on-a-new-year</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/hairy-situations-always-happens-on-a-new-year</guid><category><![CDATA[story]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2017 21:42:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTyEhXM9a5pFB6Ysqi1Chge9HXv6cczF1fwL?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[As far as I'm concerned ANY and everyday is Christmas]]></title><description><![CDATA[As far as I'm concerned ANY day is Christmas. To prove that I posted this today, almost a week later. One day is no different from the next. Even Sade said it in the last verse of her song "The Sweetest]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/as-far-as-i-m-concerned-any-and-everyday-is-christmas</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/as-far-as-i-m-concerned-any-and-everyday-is-christmas</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2016 17:53:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTxS2KNvyWPtFLv1ZXxN34AbFs3hbeCwydzn?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Some People Are Actual Oxymorons... "Real Phony"]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's as if I can practically see the needles jumping on a lie detector when it comes to some people. Little do they know that their subconscious causes their moves to tell on themselves, I feel that "most]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/some-people-are-actual-oxymorons-real-phony</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/some-people-are-actual-oxymorons-real-phony</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2016 22:34:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTz3NjKNAfEc6rBk7t43NKcLa666CQx2g93C?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[How she unlocked your phone not once but twice!]]></title><description><![CDATA[A friend of mine was completely baffled after his wife unlocked his phone when he never gave her the code in the first place. He changed it and to his disbelief she eventually cracked it again! This left]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/how-she-unlocked-your-phone-not-once-but-twice</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/how-she-unlocked-your-phone-not-once-but-twice</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2016 02:39:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTxS2KNvyWPtFLv1ZXxN33yNJQxivPTSSdae?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[A Meeting Between The Brain And The Other Holes In The Head]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Brain called a meeting with the other organs of the head. They've been a bit lethargic and he figured they needed a pep talk. "Nose" said The Brain. "You're doing a fine job, whenever you pick up something]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/a-meeting-between-the-brain-and-the-other-holes-in-the-head</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/a-meeting-between-the-brain-and-the-other-holes-in-the-head</guid><category><![CDATA[writing]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2016 05:32:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTx2giPpgDghnU6aRSvwhjSRFG6CcrNHdZwk?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Reason Why You Get Poked On Facebook]]></title><description><![CDATA[Many times on Facebook I would see posts by women asking why are they being poked, what good is a poke? Why did Facebook create it and why do they continue to keep? I took the time to analyze this concept]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/the-reason-why-you-get-poked-on-facebook</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/the-reason-why-you-get-poked-on-facebook</guid><category><![CDATA[subculture]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2016 21:52:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/3MxaK27PJLaXTye38LFsNXRdyNJyo2d31P6muoCSiZhRTfc?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Come One Come All To My Petty Parties!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Due to the erratic nature of pettiness it's almost improbable to remember it all let alone document it as it occurs. Sometimes they come in so quickly I can barely keep up with the mental notes and would]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/are-you-coming-to-my-petty-parties</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/are-you-coming-to-my-petty-parties</guid><category><![CDATA[life]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2016 01:25:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/BRWJ2XuBRXQxQtwjkpK59RMNMgNesCmjuH3MttnUFr7ixWPp?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[When I stumbled upon Steemit]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/when-i-stumbled-upon-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/when-i-stumbled-upon-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[random]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2016 13:13:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZXoR2MF2Ez9nUPjcnUL6r?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[It's The Last Supper. Might As Well Go Out In Style.]]></title><description><![CDATA[We've relied on literature, sketches and the occasional painting to piece together whatever we consider credible history. What if, just what if it's all been edited to give it that perfect. holier than]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/it-s-the-last-supper-might-as-well-go-out-in-style</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/it-s-the-last-supper-might-as-well-go-out-in-style</guid><category><![CDATA[meme]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2016 19:06:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZY9GNRNc3fj5XVyFMLWwY?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[What if what happens in cartoons could happen in real life?]]></title><description><![CDATA[I created this meme awhile back. People thought it was hilarious for weeks.  It IS funny, LOL! ]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/what-if-what-happens-in-cartoons-could-happen-in-real-life</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/what-if-what-happens-in-cartoons-could-happen-in-real-life</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2016 03:40:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZY8xcYUYLDKfarBrtRM9x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Take Your C.R.E.A.M. and Steemit!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Cash Rules Everything Around Me, CREAM! Get the money! Dollar, dollar y'all! Kiss the ring! This meme derived from the music video form the album  "Follow The Leader"  Recorded : By Eric B &]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/take-c-r-e-a-m-and-steemit</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/take-c-r-e-a-m-and-steemit</guid><category><![CDATA[steem]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2016 03:03:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZY8uDPEvXtP33EkoCtK1x?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[Captain's Log 102816: Inside The Mind Of A Complicated Man]]></title><description><![CDATA[           Hi STEEM, Allow me to re-introduce myself, my name is Norm Deplume. I was born, raised and still live in Brooklyn, New York. I was conceived]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/captain-s-log-102816-inside-the-mind-of-a-complicated-man</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/captain-s-log-102816-inside-the-mind-of-a-complicated-man</guid><category><![CDATA[introducemyself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2016 05:52:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZXpDQH4yBm1Qs4CU3hMPU?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Big Picture Here Is No Picture! Do You See A Picture?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Steemit, I don't know.. Why are we going backwards in time to the days of relying on one site to post a picture on another. I haven't had to deal with such unnecessary and unreliable nonsense since the]]></description><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/the-big-picture-here-is-no-big-picture-see-a-picture</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/the-big-picture-here-is-no-big-picture-see-a-picture</guid><category><![CDATA[technology]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2016 13:15:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Hi, my name is Norm Deplume and STEEM is going to be my therapy]]></title><link>https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/hi-my-name-is-norm-deplume-and-steem-is-going-to-be-my-therapy</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://ecency.com/@norman-deplume/hi-my-name-is-norm-deplume-and-steem-is-going-to-be-my-therapy</guid><category><![CDATA[introduceyorself]]></category><dc:creator><![CDATA[norman-deplume]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Oct 2016 12:17:39 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://i.ecency.com/p/o1AJ9qDyyJNSg3j52kokyfvD831NZXpwxqNTJe3wau4kn4yCa?format=match&amp;mode=fit" length="0" type="false"/></item></channel></rss>