And its back to The Shire to see the parents for the weekend. A nice escape and unconditional whisky for a couple of days. Lovely stuff.
I doubt there's many of us in the country tonight that are voluntarily sober right now, our country is having a bit of a moment, as I'm sure you can tell. Sorry about that, I'm sure we'll have it all sorted out in 5 to 10 years time.
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