WTF Is That? It's a Lion Turkey!

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@NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself has done it again!


For the first time in history, a lion is a turkey is a turkey is a lion!

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Lion Turkey

Good Afternoon or Whatever

Welcome to today's post.

Don't worry, I know what you're thinking:

What kind of an asshole paints a lion on top of a turkey and thinks he's cool?

I don't know how to answer that, and I never said I was cool.  As a matter of fact, I noticed about 4000 of my followers and tens of thousands of other people here do not give a flying fuck turd about my art, so I guess you got the asshole part correct.

So why paint a lion on top of a turkey?

I didn't.  Your eyes are playing tricks on you.  It only looks like a lion on top of a turkey because I keep saying, "Lion on a top of a turkey."  Then, to mess with your head further, if you turn the image upside down, you do not get an upside down lion and an upside down turkey; you get the same damn picture.

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My head just exploded!

Good!  That's the point.

So, why don't you spend more time on this stuff?  Small details are important you know...

I know they're important!

Do I have to rub your face in it!

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Do you think I just push a button and everything paints itself?  I work my ass off for you people!

Whoa!  Calm down, tiger.

It's a lion!

A lion on top of a turkey!  Dammit!

I'm the first human in history to point out how a lion's reflection can look like a turkey!

Do you know what this means!

No.  What does it mean?

It means I've wasted another day of my life and I'll never, ever, get it back!

Fuck Screw this!  If you need me, I'll be in my trailer...

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Credits:
All art and images seen here were produced digitally, by me.
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"Call it a shit post again!  I dare you!"

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