_{@NoNamesLeftToUse will not have time to put together a proper vagina today.}

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Hi there!

My name is @NoNamesLeftToUse The Writer/Artist Himself and there will be a few problems with my vagina today.

Just try to power through this vagina, bear with me here.

I had a different idea for a vagina and I planned on releasing that vagina today but unfortunately that vagina will be on hold.

This might be the most embarrassing vagina I ever put here. The plan was to work on at least one vagina every day so even though my tools aren't functioning properly, I should still be able to finish this vagina and keep the streak alive.

I discovered there was a small problem earlier when I responded to a text from a woman who will no longer speak to me.

This is what she said:

I miss you. Are you busy today?

Then I said:

I'll probably be working on this new vagina all day.

It was quiet for a few hours and that gave me plenty of time to stay focused on my vagina. Then the phone rang, which was odd, because I usually set it on vibrate when I work on my vagina. I put my vagina down for a moment and answered. It was her.

This is what she said:

You're an asshole!

I spent the next few moments after that speaking to my phone and asking it questions until I realized she hung up.

I thought maybe she had the wrong number so I got back to working on my vagina and stopped thinking about the call. My vagina was far too important anyway. The vagina comes first. If I don't finish my vagina on time, I start to rush things and the vagina comes out looking sloppy.

I was digging deeper into my vagina research when I received another text. These distractions were really starting to take their toll on my vagina and I was becoming frustrated with it.

This is what she said:

What's wrong with my vagina, you asshole!

I sat there for a few moments and stared at that text.

I didn't know what the hell was wrong with her vagina. I'm not a gynecologist. I checked myself and everything looked normal down there. I didn't notice a burning sensation when I went to the toilet earlier in the day. So, needless to say, I was slightly confused but trying not to be afraid.

I didn't want to put my vagina down for too long though so I quickly responded.

This is what I said:

I don't know. Itchy? Stinky? You tell me.

Then she said:

Yeah! Typical! Just be a sarcastic jerk and make jokes about it!

I wasn't joking and started to think maybe this woman was smoking crack or something. Nothing made sense but I had a vagina to do and dammit I was about to get to the climax.

Of course, this day wasn't getting any better. My dad sends me a text.

This is what he said:

How's the fence coming along?

So, I told him:

I just have one more vagina to stick in and I'll bring your vagina pounder back tomorrow.

Then he said:

Son, you're not drinking again, are you?

So I said:

No! What the hell are you talking about? The first vagina went in easy but the others took more time than I expected. I'll be finished with the vagina soon and you can have your tool back.

He's always telling me I work too damn slow and I probably have half of his garage in my garage.

So at that point I realized I was starting to fall behind in everything. I had my vagina to finish, one more vagina to pound, and I had to try to figure out what the hell was wrong with her vagina.

Then I get another text. It's dad again.

This is what he said:

Vagina?

I looked at that and started thinking, well who's drunk now?

So I said:

Vagina?

Then he said:

Why did you say vagina?

Then I said:

Because you said vagina.

Then he said:

No, you said vagina! I'm wondering why you said vagina!

Wow! Was I ever confused at that point. I went back to see what the hell he was talking about and sure as shit, the old man was right.

Every time I try to say vagina I just end up saying vagina. It's happening now too. I don't know how to fix it. I sent my friend a text. He usually knows about these things.

This is what I said:

Every time I say vagina it just says vagina. How do I fix that?

I suspect he has something to do with it because I noticed he sent me a drunk text last night at about three in the morning that I had somehow missed.

He said:

How's your vagina coming along. LOL

So yeah. The original vagina I wanted to show you guys today was all about the fence. I had pictures of every vagina and a few more progress shots to share but unfortunately that vagina will have to wait.

It's kind of hard to talk about pounding a vagina into the ground when every time you try to say vagina you just end up saying vagina.

I hope to have this problem solved soon and I should have a decent vagina ready by tomorrow.

I apologize in advance for this mess of a vagina but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.