Just a painless piece of simplicity.

People.

^{They really seem to enjoy my simpler works.}

"That makes my life easier," is what I could say.  I could also say, "Yup.  Just a few simple wavy lines of gray and white on a black base."

"Perfect for bedrooms, hallways; maybe even a dining room somewhere."

^{I could say that, too.}

Then someone random like Barbara from Oregon would be all like, "Oh!  That's pretty, I like that," as she pulls out a wad of cash to hand to me in exchange for that oh so simple piece of wavy gray and white lines on a black base.

She'll find the perfect spot in the living room, above the couch, and hang it there before Harold gets home from work.

After admiring it for a few minutes, taking a few selfies with it to share on Facebook to show the girls, she'll get on with her day, feeling proud of herself; savoring the improved quality of life and satisfaction an authentic @NoNamesLeftToUse piece brings to any household.

A few hours later...

^{Harold arrives home after a long day of work driving the forklift at the microbrewery.}

Barbara quickly hides her bottle of wine, puts a bra on, plasters a fake smile on her face, then opens the door for Harold because he's tired and shouldn't have to do any more work.  Harold gives Barbara a gentle peck on the cheek, pinches her butt, then drops all of his dirty work clothes and effects right there in the doorway for Barbara to pick up, like any other day.

Barbara's heart is pounding.  She can't wait until Harold notices the surprise above the couch!  She hides around corner, watching Harold scratch his buttocks until he finally notices the wall and says:

Barbara?  Why is there a picture of a monkey on my wall?