Two sailors were in the water
because their ship went down.
There was nothing but water
for miles and miles around.
—
As they floated on their raft
with only the waves to hear
One sailor said that he wished
this ocean was made of beer.
—
Lightning flashed in the sky,
though it was so clear and blue
To the amazement of the sailors
the wish actually did come true.
—
The other sailor said to the first,
“Why didn’t you just let things be”.
Now that the ocean is made of beer,
where are we are going to pee.
