You're just killing me with this. 🤣

So what part looks like a chihuahua? A flugerrach seems heavy on the squirrel assets. I can see why you'd want to be a flugerrach.

they would either take the gravity away from around you and watch you take off into the void of space, or they would just turn it up under your feet and well smush you into the dirt eventually.

I've never thought of gravity in this way. Brilliant, simply brilliant. You just sparked my imagination with this. I'm liking these gifts a flugerrach has, seems bent on being psychic and from another planet. You've covered the cosmos.

I have one more question though. If people are sent floating away into space, where do they go and do they land gently?