Lets see, I think I would like to be a flugerrach from the planet Alineia. Why a flugerrach and what the heck is a flugerrach, and where is Alineia Planet located? Well a flugerrach is a somewhat small critter, that has the ability of flight. No real wings they just get in the way, so they kind of are anti gravitational critters. They can control and manipulate gravity. So one thing you really don't want to do is piss off a flugerrach, they would either take the gravity away from around you and watch you take off into the void of space, or they would just turn it up under your feet and well smush you into the dirt eventually.

The other thing about the flugerrach, they know what you are thinking, so they know when you really do mean them harm, or a friend of theirs harm. They are very rare animals and once they bond with a person or another animal, that bond is for life. So what do they look like you ask? Well they kind of look like a cross between a small chihuahua and a squirrel. (They have one of the fluffy's tail you ever did see, and instead of those cute little chihuahua teeth, they have squirrel teeth, and the front paws are like the squirrels, they are able to manipulate thing with the 'hands'.

Now why would I want to be a flugerrach? Simple I already am one sort of. I have bonded for life with my wife, and as she can sense my moods, I can sense her moods. As I am aging I think taking people out that would cause myself or my wife harm should be done with out real violence, having them float away into space, or be locked in place unable to move would be an ideal solution. (most I would send to space who wants to walk past a poor pathetic frozen starving blob). I would save the frozen and or smushed state for the most serious want to do harm types.

As for where Alinenia is located, well the is a very closely guarded secret.