The COMedy Rumble: Humor above sickness

Hi everybody, sorry I was out cold for two days. Even though I tried to beat it, the weather won and I fell sick which is weird because I fell sick not too long ago. It was almost looking like the sickness and I had a schedule or something. The good news is I got drugs and I'm recovering. The bad news is, I'm strong enough to deliver dry jokes again🙃. Nothing like sickness to help put your life into perspective.

It first started with cold, someone told me to get drugs quick, prevention is better than cure they said. I should've listened, instead I was claimed hard guy, look where my hard guy got me, shivering like a baby on my bed. I got a lot texts from people telling me I'll get better and I'll be fine but nobody called to ask if I wanted anything, bunch of 🤐🤐🤐.

Yesterday, I found myself calling people and apologizing to them, asking them for forgiveness if I've wronged them in any way. I even called people that offended me and asked them for forgiveness too, telling them life is too short to hold grudges, things like that. Like I said, nothing like illness to put your life into perspective. Now that I feel a little bit better and I'm back to my right senses, I instantly regret everything. I'm sitting here thinking, "why did I have to apologize, I look weak", I'll probably call everybody and start a fight again just to keep things interesting. And if I'm being honest, some of them didn't deserve that apology but what can I do now, what's done is done.

The worse part of getting sick is not being able to taste anything. I try to force myself to eat when I'm sick because I feel my body needs all the food it can get but it's hard to do when everything taste like water to me. The last two days wasn't easy. I couldn't even make fun of @chincoculbert's hair when he came to check up on me. He says he's trying a new style put by the way, he'd look much more better if he shaved off his hair. weaving hair for boys doesn't quite work for everybody especially because he has a big forehead. You could plant a whole garden on there, I love you bruv😂😂.

I'm just going to assume everybody is clapping and cheering as I make an entrance after two days and I'm walking as you're throwing flowers towards me. If you like don't clap, it doesn't matter, you're all clapping in my head🙃. Now where's that individual I'm supposed to do a TikTok drinking trend with???...oh and before I forget, I did a lot of thinking so I leave you with this,

"Do I do things that make people want to poison me?".. That should help you put your life in perspective.
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