Something smells fishy

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I think the greatest invention man has ever made is perfumes, second to that would be barbeque sauce for obvious reasons. I say this because I can't begin to imagine a world without perfumes.

Humans have a lot going for them right now and I'm just glad battling bad smells isn't one of them. Please share this post until it gets to the guy sitting next to be in this bus.

I'm so pained right now. I got up by 6 this morning because I had to be somewhere by 7:30 so I woke up and did what every normal being would do, I ate then I took a hot bath and got ready.

I enter this bus followed by another guy wearing a suit. Please, how do you stink before its even 8 in the morning. I would be more understanding if he wore a jugging outfit, it must have been from the sweat and the jogging but I say if you're going out to jog, you might as well jog home.

He wasn't wearing any of that, he was wearing a suit, you didn't shower???

There I was in the bus about to lose my life when someone finally speaks up and asks if anybody on the bus was carrying fresh fish. Another lady replied telling her she was going to the market to sell the fish but I knew the stench was coming from the guy beside me.

There's a reason why showering and perfumes existed but this guy clearly didn't get the memo.

I generally don't like unpleasant smells, I don't think any of us do. I could name a couple of reasons why you should always smell nice. Speaking of nice, I don't have nice friends. One in particular is always saying,

"If you're going to smell nice, be good looking too, I can not turn my head to look at you if you smell nice and see a monster", and you guys call me mean.

Here's something I've always thought about. One of the regular things people give their friends on their birthday or anniversary is perfume which is a good thing but I've always seen the other side of it. I always think they give you perfumes because they think you need it. I mean imagine if someone gave you mouthwash for your birthday, what would you think??

Its the same energy with perfumes, they just come in different packages.

Please always use a deodorant anytime you go out, lets save the world, one smell at a time.

Something smells fishy | Ecency