It's been a while since I wrote here, I've been on a self-reflection journey, trying to find myself, know who I am, and after a month of searching, I've finally found nothing. I did find Cunk though, a dark-humored comedian and I think I've found my soul mate. Anybody that hasn't heard about her should look her up on Tiktok or on the dark web, whichever one you prefer.
She makes me challenge myself. It's no news I like dark humor and lately, I started to run out of dark jokes because it was politically incorrect to make about blind people or even people in wheelchairs but I don't care anymore, as far as they can't stand up for themselves, I'll continue to talk. Cunk is like a third voice in my head now, there's the good part telling me not to tell a bad joke, there's the bad part telling me to and then there's Cunk already telling the joke.
It was Easter a few days back and how did I celebrate it? I watched her talk all day. Why you may ask? Well because she says asks questions like:
"If Jesus Christ was killed because of what he preached and stood for, can we say he was the first celebrity to be canceled?", or "Why are the pyramids shaped like that? Is it to stop homeless people from sleeping on them?".
I think one of my favorite questions remains, "If laughter is truly the best medicine, why do many comedians die of cancer?".
So I started to question myself and see how far I can take dark comedy. She should be an inspiration to us all.
Now its time to throw some shades
I honestly do not know why we have atheists, what have they done for us? How can you not love Jesus, when He's born, not only do we get three days to stay home, but we also get presents. Even in death, He still gives us another three days' holiday and we get to eat food. Even the Muslims have us covered with meat and a holiday coming soon so what exactly are you an atheist for if we don't benefit from you?
Jesus is amazing, he turned water into wine, imagine having a friend like Jesus around all the time, I will never look at water the same way again. Although my friend did turn the pool water into wine when she was on her period one time but that wasn't a miracle if you ask me.
Another shade incoming
Not fisherman, not fisherwoman, Fisherthem, A gender-neutral word made up by Sam Smith. I used to love Smith but I don't know what's gotten into him lately or is it has gotten into them lately馃馃, I wonder what happens when he realizes he has a videograpHER, not videograpTHEY or when he realizes they came from semen and not them.
Just when I started to finally understand English, they change pronouns. I saw an interview of someone explaining the new pronouns and their structure, I don't even know if this sentence I just made is correct, kill me already!!!