Girlish Crypto

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Choco. She doesn't know as much as me!
For those who don't know me yet, even though you really should, I'm Nabi, the smartest cat.
안녕~ 난 나비야 그 똑똑한 고양이있잖아!
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AS YOU CAN SEE, I'm a little down. If you didn't hear about the news, well, Choco, my cousin, moved in a few days ago. I'm... not the happiest boy. She said she wants to learn about crypto currency, but she doesn't follow MY rules! She sleeps right on my Kittymama's feet! That's my spot! It's not fair!! She also stole my chicken fillet. That part CAN NOT be forgotten. How dare she? It was mine. Only mine.

So, I came up with a much-more-than-evil plan. I'm planning to kick her out. Once Kittymama sees the Hopeless Case, in my case, Choco, who knows nothing about crypto, she might agree with me and ship her back to Korea to all of my other annoying cousins.

"Hey, Nabi, Dude, why are you talking to the laptop about me? I bet I know more than you do." -C- (Choco)
"No you wouldn't. You're just..." -N- (Nabi)
"I'm just what?" -C-
"You're just Choco, the Hopeless Case." -N-
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"I know everything about you." -N-
"No, you don't." -C-
"Well, what don't I know?" -N-
"What tea do I like?" -C-
"Strawberry flavoured"
"No, I love moringa tea." -C- (Learn more about moringa tea at Kittymama's mom's [Bosscat's] Steemit, artemislives@artemislives, https://steemkr.com/health/@artemislives/moringa-magic)

"Erm.. so, who created bitcoins?" -N-
"Mr. Satoshi Nakamoto" -C-
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HOW DID SHE KNOW?! That's impossible! I thought she was stupid. Kittymama! Help me think of a way to defeat her!
"Why are you talking to yourself again?" -C-
"SO... When did bitcoin begin? ;)" -N-
"2009" -C-
I'll end this now, I'm just embarrassing myself.

I love you all, see you next time!
모두 사랑해, 다음에 또 만나자!

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