Whether life is a comedy or a tragedy, we are always allowed to leave the role for a while to laugh out loud at the comedic details from other co-stars
- "Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!"
—Billy Connolly
“I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.”
—Jimmy Kimmel
"A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.”
—Graham Norton
“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner
“My mother always used to say: The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.”
—Rose (Betty White), The Golden Girls
