Login
Discover
Waves
Communities
Login
Signup
Daily Dirty Jokes
@mudpuddle
46
The best dirty jokes!
Followers
211
Following
0
Follow
Resource Credits
Available
Used
Location
steemit
Website
http://www.steemit.com/@mudpuddle
Created
2017-12-27 15:20
RSS Feed
Subscribe
Posts
Blog
Posts
Comments
Communities
Wallet
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-19 11:14
Cross-Town
Cross-Town A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He's got spiked, multi-colored hair that's green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he's wearing
$ 0.000
1
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-18 11:20
Womans Post
Womans Post A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... Looking for man with these qualifications: won't beat me up won't run away from is great in bed. She got lots of phone calls replying
$ 0.000
1
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-17 11:20
Government Affair
Government Affair At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a penis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman,
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-16 10:24
Three Nuns
Three Nuns In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive, Peter informs them that those who lived a life
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-15 03:35
Bang
Bang I think Bing could have totally crushed Google if they had called it "Bang". I mean, think about it.. "I BANGED Emma Watson last night."
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-14 10:53
Dentist
Dentist Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica's mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-13 11:35
One Night
One Night One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing,
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-11 12:14
Dentist
Dentist Monica is at the dentist. Half of her mouth is locked due to anesthesia, the dentist is intensively working. Monica's mobile phone starts ringing. Ignoring it four times, the dentist finally answers
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-10 11:22
Nurse
Nurse "Mommie, Mommie....did you know that nurses can come apart..?" "Well...no. What makes you say that..?" "Because the other night, I overheard Daddy say that he screwed the
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-09 10:22
Mickey Mouse
Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. "I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-08 10:02
Password
Password Husband and wife decide to make a password for s*x, they decide on 'washing machine'. Later in bed that night husband says, "Washing machine." Wife replies, "Not tonight darling
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-07 11:07
News Paper
News Paper A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this... Looking for man with these qualifications: won't beat me up won't run away from is great in bed. She got lots of phone calls replying
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-06 11:24
Hand Job
Hand Job Ben asks his new girlfriend for a hand job. "Ive never done that" she says, "what do I do ?" "Well" replies Ben, "remember when you were a kid and you'd shake
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-05 11:46
Europe Trip
Europe Trip A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him,
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-04 02:16
2 Boys
2 Boys Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked "Why did u run away?" The other said
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-03 12:45
A Teenage Girl
A Teenage Girl A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-02 12:49
Car Accident
Car Accident In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time. They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter. When they arrive, Peter informs them that those who lived a life
mudpuddle
funny
2018-07-01 13:24
Santa Claus
Santa Claus A married woman walks up to Santa Claus and tells him that all she wants for Christmas is for her husband to be interested in s*x. Santa then proceeds to give her a bottle of pills. He tells
mudpuddle
funny
2018-06-30 12:06
Optometrist
Optometrist A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go
mudpuddle
funny
2018-06-29 11:54
A Woman
A Woman A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social
← Latest
Older →
