-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -The police, open up." -You have to wait, I ... I'm pissing. -We see it, the phone booth is glass.

-Son, where do you dream of working? -I dream to work ???!!!

Stephen, but how do you understand that you are a brutal man? Mom said.

Thank you, the second time your draw in which I participate !!

Your sexual orientation Right-hander ....

-Dad, is it difficult to make pancakes? -Not at all: you take flour, eggs ... -Do it, please, if it's not difficult.

My choice

It is necessary to add the effect of turbulence =)

Belarusian

I follow and I will play again!

There are 2 reasons why I do not give money to homeless people: They need money for alcohol I need money for alcohol

Not mine, but very funny!

not today =(