"Are you looking for the castle?"
"No, sir."
"Why else would you be here?"
"The scenery is nice."
"The scenery is nice in many places around the world. Everyone who comes here, comes for the castle."
"I like the scenery here. It's nice, don't you think."
"What's in your bag?"
"An empty tankard."
"See! You are going to the castle. Well, I can tell you one thing. It's not true."
"What's not true?"
"The castle is not surrounded by beer."
"I've not come for the castle and I've not come for the beer?"
"Then why do you have an empty tankard?"
"For water. In case I get thirsty."
"Tankards are for beer."
"For pity's sake, I'm just out for a nice morning walk."
"Why here?
"Because I live over there."
"Where?"
"Over there. You can see the house clearly from here."
"I haven't seen you before."
"That's because you don't look."
"Very well then. Enjoy your walk "
"I will, but not to the castle."
"I still think that's where you're going."
"I need a beer."
"Told you!"
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A freewrite exercise, prompt is castle.
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